I despise being lied to.
I don't care if you're trying to spare my feelings.
I don't care if the subject matter is technically not my business.
I don't care if you don't think you owe me any explanations.
Just don't write me off as gullible, because I'm much more clever than you think, and I find stuff out. I just do.
I hope you step in a huge pile of dog shit in your good shoes. Liar.